The inevitable evolution of written discourse
Writing, in recent years, has taken center stage thanks to the meteoric rise of phenomena such as text messaging and Facebook. These days, electronic communication is a cultural constant, if not a societal mandate....
Supreme Court to rule on men’s health
Today, in the matter of Citizens for Justice vs. The National Health Care Providers of America, the Supreme Court will decide whether nationalized health care plans should cover the expense of male circumcisions and...
Editorial: Rick Santorum: Making America safe for Christians again
Ever since the GOP primary began, the liberal propaganda machine (aka the media) has been out to get Rick Santorum, former senator from Pennsylvania and current candidate for the Republican presidential nomination. He’s been...
Horoscopes
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
You’re going to decide to not go to school one day this week. You will take your friend’s dad’s prized 1962 Ferrari GT California and get your significant other...
UCR Around the Globe: Hogwarts
Name: Analise Gay
Year: Junior
School: Hogwarts
Subject:Witchcraft & WizardrySo remember that time I told everybody I was going away to study abroad at the University of York in England? Well, I lied. But if I tell...
The Digital World with Ryan Simon: Google Announces Plans for World Domination
Google has their hands in many different parts of people's lives. If you use their search engine, Gmail email service, Google Voice, Google Music, Google Docs, Android, Google Chrome, Google+, and/or a plethora of...
Where not to go on campus in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse
Hay fever, Lyme disease and the resurgence of West Nile are all things to watch out for with the recent arrival of spring. A zombie pandemic can’t be too far out of the realm...
UCR Football: Gridders close out 8-2 season
Date: Nov 29, 1973
The UCR football squad closed out a fine 8-2 season on Nov. 17 with a 76-28 homecoming victory over United States International University, the most one-sided victory in UCR football history.
Numerous...
Track and field stadium contains a time vortex, according to UCR department of physics
A mystery has arisen at the new UCR track and field stadium. The construction of the track has caused a mysterious vortex to develop, sending runners back in time 5 to 7 minutes when...
UCR baseball claims victory in Earth’s first Inter-glacial baseball friendly
The UCR baseball team squared off against the Zepton Martians this spring break in what could stand as the greatest game and only game they have ever played on our planet. The Martians were...