April Fools

Indie-rock band Sea Monkeys are back at it with their most recent project, “PM.” With their newest release, we watch the group dive into new waters as they experiment with doo-wop and pop sounds...

CHARACTERS MARCELO: second-year English major ALARM CLOCK: 3 years old, made in China Notes on MARCELO MARCELO is a second-year and confused undergrad who can’t figure out how to identify himself after enrolling at UCR. MARCELO is a...

As the drug capital of Southern California, Riverside is home to the most vibrant and lethargic stoner community south of Humboldt. But since the University of California system went tobacco-free in 2014, potheads are...

We’ve all experienced recurring moments, and fashionable clothing definitely belongs on the comeback list. Like your drunk uncle at a holiday party, clothing trends always make an awkward reappearance and remind us to never...

Name: Analise Gay Year: Junior School: Hogwarts Subject:Witchcraft & WizardrySo remember that time I told everybody I was going away to study abroad at the University of York in England? Well, I lied. But if I tell...

What does it mean to be “woke?” Being woke involves a number of things. Firstly, to be woke, one has to acknowledge what is wrong with the world, no matter what people say. Face...

Exactly 100 years following the controversial secret ballot votes on five pieces of legislation, ASUCR has finally released each senator’s votes. Thanks to the newly-developed Fellowes Unshredder, the destroyed paper ballots were able to be...

We all face daily struggles as we go about our ordinary daily business. We all struggle with wiping the sleep from our eyes when our I-Dosers force us to awaken. We deal with the...

House Highland of River's Landing "Ours is the Side" The powerful family of the current king, Wilcox Highland, first of his name, may glory be unto him. An old house that grew much of its original...

By: Steven “We don’t all wear tinfoil hats” McTinfoil The end of the world has arrived early, and surprisingly not in the form of nuclear weaponry. Instead, as reported by the LA Times, ground squirrels have...