Tag: astrology
Your Taco Bell zodiac
Aries (March 21–April 19): Crunchwrap Supreme
Like a Crunchwrap, Aries is built to move fast and get things done. Everything is packed into one decisive...
How each sign survives week 10
Aries (March 21 – April 19): The power walker
You walk across campus like you are late to save the world. Your confidence and caffeine...
If the signs were Thanksgiving dishes …
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Cranberry Sauce
A little sharp, a little sweet and definitely not for everyone. But the people who like you...
The signs as Halloween tropes
Aries (March 21 – April 19): The fearless trickster
You’re the one daring everyone to go inside the haunted house first, except you actually do...
The signs as types of trick-or-treaters
Aries (March 21 – April 19): The candy racer
You are the first one out the door, sprinting from house to house with fierce determination....
Only three weeks in? Your zodiac has something to say.
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Off to the races
By starting off the quarter strong and loud, you’ve made your presence known. Keep that...
The fictional genius you should channel this school year
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Tony Stark
You dive headfirst into everything, sometimes without reading the directions. Channel Stark’s mix of bold ideas and...
Let’s talk about the immediate future…
Aries (March 21 - April 19): Knight of Cups Reversed
You have an overactive imagination, Aries. Don’t let the delusions get the best of you...
Reading your horoscope is not a harmless act
If you’re reading this article, take a moment to go pick up a newspaper — not The Highlander, but a daily paper of your...