Tag: Scorpio
The signs as winter Olympic sports
Aries (March 21–April 19): Ice hockey
This morning you woke up ready to commit violence. Take that energy and channel it into legally body-checking strangers...
The signs this Valentine’s Day
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Queen of Cups
Approach this Valentine's Day with your deepest emotional connections in mind. If you have a partner,...
Your star sign as a Super Bowl LX superstar
Aries (March 21–April 19): Will Campbell
Aries, your intensity is your superpower. Like Campell, you’re willing to “fight and die” for the ones you love,...
Your Taco Bell zodiac
Aries (March 21–April 19): Crunchwrap Supreme
Like a Crunchwrap, Aries is built to move fast and get things done. Everything is packed into one decisive...
How each sign survives week 10
Aries (March 21 – April 19): The power walker
You walk across campus like you are late to save the world. Your confidence and caffeine...
If the signs were Thanksgiving dishes …
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Cranberry Sauce
A little sharp, a little sweet and definitely not for everyone. But the people who like you...
What’s your fall music vibe?
Aries (March 21 – April 19): “We fell in love in October” by Girl in Red
You’ve been running nonstop, chasing new beginnings and next...
The signs as Halloween tropes
Aries (March 21 – April 19): The fearless trickster
You’re the one daring everyone to go inside the haunted house first, except you actually do...
The signs as types of trick-or-treaters
Aries (March 21 – April 19): The candy racer
You are the first one out the door, sprinting from house to house with fierce determination....
Only three weeks in? Your zodiac has something to say.
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Off to the races
By starting off the quarter strong and loud, you’ve made your presence known. Keep that...



