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Horoscopes dos and don’ts
Aries (March 21–April 19)
You can expect a slow week. You peaked this past month, time to give it a rest.
Taurus (April 20–May 20)
This week...
Horoscopes for the Week of April 14: Strategic Chaos
Aries (March 21–April 19):
Make a decision. It is time to decide on a career and take the steps to apply what you’ve learned. You're...
The tarot cards have spoken
Aries (March 21 – April 19): The Chariot
You’re doing well! Hold your head high, study up for those tests and keep dancing through life.
Taurus...
The signs as winter Olympic sports
Aries (March 21–April 19): Ice hockey
This morning you woke up ready to commit violence. Take that energy and channel it into legally body-checking strangers...
Riding into the New Years
Happy Chinese New Year to everyone! 新年快乐! This year marks the Year of the Horse. In the Chinese Zodiac, every year is marked with...
The signs this Valentine’s Day
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Queen of Cups
Approach this Valentine's Day with your deepest emotional connections in mind. If you have a partner,...
Your star sign as a Super Bowl LX superstar
Aries (March 21–April 19): Will Campbell
Aries, your intensity is your superpower. Like Campell, you’re willing to “fight and die” for the ones you love,...
The signs as snacks
Aries (March 21–April 19): Popcorn
Loud, explosive and impossible to ignore. You show up in big bursts and leave a mark everywhere.
Taurus (April 20–May 20):...
Your Taco Bell zodiac
Aries (March 21–April 19): Crunchwrap Supreme
Like a Crunchwrap, Aries is built to move fast and get things done. Everything is packed into one decisive...
How each sign survives week 10
Aries (March 21 – April 19): The power walker
You walk across campus like you are late to save the world. Your confidence and caffeine...