Tag: april fools

“Come see this Jif!” my friend yelled from the other room. Confused as to why exactly I would be interested in seeing a jar of...

As part of the university’s ongoing efforts to enhance campus life for its many commuter students, competitive street racing has been added to the...

House Highland of River's Landing "Ours is the Side" The powerful family of the current king, Wilcox Highland, first of his name, may glory be unto...

Though the men’s basketball season had ended just recently, sophomore Taylor Johns has been tirelessly looking for a way to improve his game. He...

D’Antoni headed down the 91 freeway? On Monday, it was announced that UC Riverside reached out to Los Angeles Lakers coach Mike D’Antoni to gauge...

Name: Marie Goodall van Leeuwenhoek Year: Junior Major: Microbiology Area of Study: Extraterrestrial Studies Planet: Mars When our space ship Minerva landed on the surface of Mars a few...

"You can't handle the truth!" were the last words Jack Nicholson snarled at Los Angeles Lakers owner Jim Buss IV following the Lakers’ latest...

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) You’re going to decide to not go to school one day this week. You will take your friend’s dad’s...

Name: Analise Gay Year: Junior School: Hogwarts Subject:Witchcraft & WizardrySo remember that time I told everybody I was going away to study abroad at the University of...

Google has their hands in many different parts of people's lives. If you use their search engine, Gmail email service, Google Voice,  Google Music,...