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Humanity, abandon all hope, for the squirrels shall inherit the earth

By: Steven “We don’t all wear tinfoil hats” McTinfoil The end of the world has arrived early, and surprisingly not in the form of nuclear weaponry....

LeBron James lists UCR as possible free agent destination

NBA superstar LeBron James is set to become a free agent after the 2017-18 season and has narrowed down his potential suitors to four...

Former Breitbart editor named editor-in-chief of The Highlander

In a joint statement issued Saturday, April 1, former U.S. President Donald Trump and British Prime Minister Theresa May announced that the former senior...

“Freaky Friday” hits White House and Vatican with global implications

In a shocking series of events, the international phenomenon deemed by experts as “Freaky Friday” has hit the White House and the Vatican in...

Dave Chappelle and Lena Dunham body swap

In other breaking Arts and Entertainment news, acclaimed comedian Dave Chappelle and “Girls” creator Lena Dunham had their bodies swapped as well. This news...

The Governator as chancellor will bring UCR back to prominence

On Friday, March 31, much of the media’s attention was centered on the revelation that a strange body-swapping effect had stricken the world, most...

Breaking: Barry Bonds hired as new UCR head baseball coach

In a shocking turn of events over the weekend, UC Riverside athletics announced the hiring of MLB all-time home runs leader, Barry Bonds, as...

Highlander Newsroom (3/30/16)

This week in our April Fools edition of the Highlander Newsroom, we chat about the UC endorsing Donald Trump, the meth lab discovered in...

Column: Gossip Ghost

Scandal! Intrigue! Bagels! Aliens! All this and more from ya friendly ghost gurl here at UC Riverside. Yes, corporeal humans, I have the inside...

Write-Off: Aliens – truth or real? or The Highlander Files –...

Sci-fi writer Arthur Clarke once said, “Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not.” We are not. There’s so...