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Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Editorial: Get your hands off their booty! And Culture!

The amount of fake pirates on this campus is too damn high! It should come as no surprise to any of the readers that this would be the topic we would feel we need to...

UCR ranked safest university in the galaxy

A celebratory ceremony was held in the Bing Center March 30, where both students and guest speakers alike donned campus safety escort attire—consisting of yellow shirts and maglites—signifying a centennial of reduced criminal activity. UCR...

UCR rowers defeat No. 1 Harvard

With the surplus of water flowing around the campus of UC Riverside, the athletics department announced last month the addition of its 18th sport: rowing. Despite having roots and popularity on the East Coast,...

“Waterworld” made me cry

This is the greatest movie ever made. This movie will end global warming. If you don’t like it then you should feel bad. Rating: 5 stars  

Re-Decision 2012, Lebron James decides to play college basketball

LeBron James wants to suspend his NBA career and finish his academic career while playing basketball at the collegiate level. At the end of the season, James will take his talents to southern California...

Highlander Quidditch team to be introduce as part of student exchange program

The announcement of a student exchange program between Durmstrang Institute and UC Riverside has led to the formation of a Highlander Quidditch team. The student exchange program is part of the Muggle Studies school...

“Snoozer”

CHARACTERS MARCELO: second-year English major ALARM CLOCK: 3 years old, made in China Notes on MARCELO MARCELO is a second-year and confused undergrad who can’t figure out how to identify himself after enrolling at UCR. MARCELO is a...

Chupacabra sighting raises concerns at UCR

Last Tuesday a UC Riverside student took a photo of what he believed was a Chupacabra roaming the parking lot outside of the Student Recreation Center. The sighting has prompted mixed responses ranging from...

Where not to go on campus in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse

Hay fever, Lyme disease and the resurgence of West Nile are all things to watch out for with the recent arrival of spring.  A zombie pandemic can’t be too far out of the realm...

McDonald’s is exactly what you expect

Name: McDonald’s Rating: N/A Location: 2242 University Ave Riverside, CA 92507 Price Range: $ Hours: 24 hours Category: Fast Food, Burgers, Salads, Chicken, Much More Credit/Debit Card: Yes Takeout: Yes Delivery: No Other amenities:   Nothing screams America quite louder than the shite lords of fast food chains: McDonald’s. Now, to be fair, most...